May 11th 2001 - An Interesting Discussion About Lincolnshire! Discover whether this county is a good or bad place!
May 19th 2001 - TV Theme Tune Lyrics! Doesn't sound very interesting, I'll grant you, but this heated competition between TV programmes to get the best lyrics gets pretty exciting sometimes!
May 21st 2001 - The Sausage Dog Page! Learn about these fascinating creatures!
May 26th 2001 - The Place Where Jojo's Daddy Works! Find out all about Ratcliffe on Soar Power Station!
May 27th 2001 - A Friendly Game of Jungle Ludo! Or so it would seem. Find out the sobering truth behind this deadly sport!
May 30th 2001 - The Adventures of Captain Immense! An absolutely wonderful story of a tremendous action hero!
June 11th 2001 - The Dance of the Jonathan! A poem dedicated to Jonathan Barker, formerly of West Bridgford School!
June 13th 2001 - Are you a Committed Bolshevik? Take our survey to find out!
July 13th 2001 - Tomb Raider - A Walkthrough! Only slightly silly.
1st September 2001 - Monster in my Pocket - Part 1 of 5! Anyone remember these stupid little models? Well, if not, here's where you can refresh your memory! Parts 2, 3, 4 and 5 should be coming soon!
3rd September 2001 - Monster in my Pocket - Part 2 of 5! Continue to 'enjoy' your reminder of these interesting little figurines!
4th September 2001 - Monster in my Pocket - Part 3 of 5! The Monsters just keep on coming! Unfortunately.
12th September 2001 - Monster in my Pocket - Part 4 of 5! At last! The long awaited conclusion to this series that has been going on far too long. Until Part 5.
22nd September 2001 - The Famous Five! Oh, yes. I can remember the Famous Five. I intend to see to it that you do as well.
23rd October 2001 - In Memorial of Heath the Rat! A page dedicated to he to whom the website owes its name!
25th October 2001 - Fiendish Feet - The Yoghurts That Time (Quite Sensibly) Forgot! Okay, Fiendish Feet? Yoghurts? Made by St Ivel? Don't remember? You'd better read this then!
28th October 2001 - Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles! The stupid cartoon makes a long overdue appearance on Heath the Rat's Silly Page!
7th November 2001 - The Moomins Reassessed! In the first article to appear on this website not by me (Owen), Peter McDonald puts an entirely new spin on the Moomins TV programme!
16th November 2001 - My Harry Potter Page! Since the world seems to have gone Harry-Potter-crazy, I thought I might as well try to explain what all the hype is about. Sadly, I don't make a very good job of it.
23rd November 2001 - A truly Great article! Peter McDonald, rapidly becoming a regular contributer to this website, writes about why he is so Great!
28th November 2001 - Where did Shredder and Krang get the Technodrome? I come to a truly surprising conclusion!
29th November 2001 - How did He-Man keep his secret identity secret? Continuing the theme of asking interesting questions about very interesting cartoons, I ponder this deep, nay, even insurmountable problem!
3rd December 2001 - Kowl's Magic 8-Ball! There are many interesting things to be found on He-Man.org. This is not one of them.
6th December 2001 - Are you a Nazi Puppet Dictator? Take Peter's quiz to find out!
7th December 2001 - The Sylvanian families - a rather randomly organised discussion! As many other males who wished to get in touch with their feminine side will know, these toys were too good to be missed, though quite what my point in this entire essay is, I'm not quite sure.
11th December 2001 - The first and probably only Thundercats article that will ever appear on this website! Another not particularly coherent discussion, I'm afraid. In fact, I'm not sure you could even call it a discussion.
12th December 2001 - Monster in my Pocket, Part 5 of 5! I finally get round to discussing the Monster in my Pocket Battle Cards!
18th December 2001 - How to Give a Religiously Inoffensive Maths Lesson! Yes, the article itself is slightly offensive if you are religious yourself, but in that case, just don't read it.
21st December 2001 - A Typical He-Man Episode! My attempt at writing a He-Man episode. I think it would have been quickly snapped up by the producers.
24th December 2001 - Fun Things to do on Christmas Eve! And, of course, they are fun. But probably not sensible.