9th January 2004 - A Debate on the Iraqi People! My friend Peter makes a welcome return to Heath the Rat's Silly Page!
16th January 2004 - Yu-Gi-Oh and Tazos: Is there a Connection? The answer is yes.
27th January 2004 - A New Turtles Episode Reviewed! Who brought this lot back, and why?
9th February 2004 - He-Man on the Printed Page! Yes, that's right, folks, He-Man and his stupid friends have got their own magazine! Read all about it!
12th February 2004 - YSTV - York's Student Television channel reviewed! Problem is, it's not much of a review, because YSTV never shows anything.
24th February 2004 - 101 Fun Things To Do With A Corpse, Part 2! The next installment in the series that will hopefully end right here!
28th February 2004 - Doctors: Soap Opera Extraordinaire! I examine this classic (for all the wrong reasons) soap opera!
28th February 2004 - The He-Man Rotadraw! Pointless, or what?
29th February 2004 - The Leap Year! Heath the Rat examines this bizarre cultural phenomenon!
29th March 2004 - Exalting Him 2003! An examination of a religious talent show in the Deep South of America!
3rd April 2004 - 'The Time Corridor' Reviewed! He-Man returns to our screens (or mine anyway) in this ridiculously inane episode!
11th April 2004 - The Sharp Strawberries of Skankiness! Intruiged? Read on ...
12th April 2004 - 'Shredderville' Reviewed! A truly dire episode of the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles reviewed!
14th May 2004 - Name That Shape! Can you name the shape? Can you? Can you?
13th June 2004 - Dragstor: the Most Evil Member of the Evil Horde? Meet Hordak's latest and greatest friend!
22nd June 2004 - Skeletor's Tour of Snake Mountain! Probably the saddest thing I've ever done, on this website or anywhere else. A photographic story featuring Skeletor guiding you around his hideout!
12th August 2004 - Another Train Journey! What happened to me on my way to Wales!
23rd October 2004 - Long Arms Skeletor: why has Skeletor grown his arms to a length of nine feet? An important question, an amusing answer!
25th October 2004 - A Discussion about Grinding Axes! And an exciting but completely untrue story too!
18th November 2004 - The Borrowers and The Lord of the Rings: as different as they seem? No. They're not.
18th November 2004 - Who was Sauron? You'll be surprised! Well, actually, you probably won't, knowing me.
7th December 2004 - Why I Like Shouting! Shouting is ace. Shouting is cool. Shouting is so good. It rules.